Belmo, Billybob, Daughter of a fisherman, flat addicted, Glub, Gollum, TLDig
Make the largest collective bet you all dare. If it surpasses the airfare, one of you can come down here, cash in hand. I'll pay the ticket. We're a bunch of ignorant, uneducated third world pickaninnies and extra dolares are always appreciated. Put the money on the table.
I might even take you fishing in my leaky dugout canoe if you're respectful, but you'll have ride a donkey down the trail to the beach to get to it. Bring rods if you don't like to handline.