clambellies Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I love those Dos Equis commercials.....they got me to thinking. He's the most interesting fisherman at the Canal..... He doesn't use a tide chart, the tide waits for him..... He often swims the Canal to fish from the other side..... He once fished a lure with no hooks to see what it was like to not catch fish.... He only fishes when he feels like it, and when he doesn't..... He jigs with a hand line, just to even the odds..... He doesn't always fish at night....wait, yes he does.... Fish actually do fear his name..... He doesn't pay attention to other fishermen, but when he does he's reminded that he hit the genetic lottery.... Stay hungry my friends..... Got any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capie 01 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Yea, he's gay ... " When it comes to fishing, I`d rather be LUCKY than GOOD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clambellies Posted October 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Yea, he's gay ... Well, you put a lot of thought into that reply....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angler #1 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 He is the most interesting fishermen at the canal His hooks are generally bent over for fast catch and release He will always share some information with you if you have an open mind He does not wear boots, while in the water, He is not afraid to try something new to catch fish He will always have his hand out to greet you Stay Hungry My friends Life member M.B.B.A #509 Life member Izaak Walton Fishing Association Life member Cape Cod Canal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-ware Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Yea, he's gay ... It's GHEY you insensitive clod......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark lobster Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 He doesnt always fish the canal ! your rite he is gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkman Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Chuck Norris fishes with his teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-ware Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 He doesnt always fish the canal ! your rite he is gay! But if he fishes in the fog then he is a grey ghey......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt A. Poisett Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 He finds toilet paper ,,,,,,1,not needed 2 ,where others leave it 3, wet , Your results may differ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angler #1 Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Matt interesting you should bring up that subject. I can recall a number of years ago when an fishermen failed to bring his paper and found himself in need of a wiping material . His choice was to use some falling leaves on the ground to do the job. Well to make a long story short , he wound up with the worst case of Poison Ivy that you would ever see. Just because he failed to listen to some sage advise about bringing enough paper for such an occasion. We always were taught to dig out a little hole or divot in the ground to bury whatever we did when in the woods, same when on the beach and mother nature calls and you are not prepared for such an occasion. It helps to be Prepared Stay thirsty my friends Life member M.B.B.A #509 Life member Izaak Walton Fishing Association Life member Cape Cod Canal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark lobster Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I dont always poop at the canal but when i do the leaves wipe me ! Stay itchy my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt A. Poisett Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I have a few stashed boxes of handy wipes hidden at secret locations! Stay prepared ,my friends ! Your results may differ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark lobster Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 oh those ive benn pissing on those all summer sorry hilary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt A. Poisett Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 12 feet in the air ????? Wow ! Your results may differ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark lobster Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 hmm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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