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AxBeetle

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Whats the policy on yoga pants?

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No yoga pants is a deal breaker

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Who was supost to be watching beetle?

 

helicopters needed to refuel I guess.......

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Yoga pants are fine, as long as the right person is filling them up.

I couldn't be Buddhist , Muslim, or Jew, all of them have funky dietary restrictions.

heck, Catholic either...Fish on Friday, or nun at all.

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Ax, you like eating bacon and wearing yoga pants so you won't be converting to Islam anytime soon ?

 

I though about it, but I have this problem with pants that arent a size or two too big and like guys looking at my ......... Gets uncomfortable.

Classic

 

.........as we continue on.......

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They give out free RPG's at every mosque now. That could solve your helicopter problem, no?

 

Yeah, but you're on the watch list now, Hope you're an agent :)

 

If I walked into a mosque it would be like

http://youtu.be/_OAQKp2RrfA

 

No more than 30 seconds.

 

 

The news will say a faulty gas line. No one will believe the Muslims that it was a missile strike.

Classic

 

.........as we continue on.......

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