Cabo2005 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 A Chinese medical student died of a heart attack while looking at a 'sexy magazine' in a sperm bank - on his fourth visit to the centre in just over a week. Zheng Gang, 23, was found dead in a private booth of a fertility clinic at Wuhan University after nurses noticed he was spending longer than usual producing his sample. Two hours after he first entered the cubicle, medics broke in to find him lying unconscious on the floor. Despite frantic efforts to resuscitate him where he lay, doctors pronounced him dead at the scene. The tragic death - which happened in February 2012 - only came to light after the young man's family took the sperm bank, in Wuhan city, Hubei province, eastern China, to court saying that they were responsible for his death. But the court has now ruled that Zheng, who had started studying at the University to become a doctor in 2010, was entirely capable of making his own decisions about his life, including whether he wanted to take part in the sperm bank programme. The court heard that the young trainee doctor signed up for the programme in January 2011 and in ten days had made four visits to donate sperm for the universities sperm bank program. His family had demanded almost half £1 million in compensation, saying that they had pressurised him into agreeing to take part and had not handled the situation properly when he was found unconscious. Now that is giving it his all! Cabo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I thought this was gonna be another Adrian Peterson thread. or, I hoped, I should say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankStar Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Heart attack? More like stroke. Pissants don't get to assign positions to me. Think of my posts as Rorschach tests. How you respond to them tells more about you than it does about the post. I also do not respond to deflections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhappy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Quote:Originally Posted by HugeDinghy I thought this was gonna be another Adrian Peterson thread. or, I hoped, I should say. No, Adrian Peterson was spanking his kids, Zheng Gang was spanking his monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 he isnt much more than a sperm donor though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhappy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 The funniest thing about the story is that he was in there for two hours. The staff, only became suspicious because it was taking him longer than normal. So, somewhere near two hours was normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhappy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Quote:Originally Posted by HugeDinghy he isnt much more than a sperm donor though... baby daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybob Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 They say he had this strange burning sensation in his fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmlandru Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Heart attack? More like stroke. lol No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. Ce n'est pas le mur derrière lequel il se passe quelque chose, mais bien la cuisinière dans laquelle on a brûlé quelque chose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhappy Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 No more yanky his wanky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed422 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 spank bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cortez The Killie Killer Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 spank bank Who'se in your Spank Bank? Names & pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 I knew a video guy that would shoot porn in his spare time. His name was Fong Dong. “My happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose.” Ayn Rand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed422 Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Quote:Originally Posted by Cortez The Killie Killer Who'se in your Spank Bank? Names & pics. Only sound fisher. that is all that is needed, no chop sticks of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadogface Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 wrigleys lol whitens teeth sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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