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It's colder than a..............( fill in the blank)
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witch's tit in a brass bra.
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freeze the balls off a brass monkey

you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey,
since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell
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freeze the balls off a brass monkey

you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey,
since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell

Yes, but a witch's tit in a brass bra has an erect nipple. top that.
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Originally Posted by seadogface View Post

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey,
since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell

or so they say...

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It's so cold...I saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets

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It's so cold...I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets

Fixed it
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.........than a cat's azz on a block of ice!
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Fixed it

I'm remaining neutral on that, but thank you.

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welldigger's azz.
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your ex-wife's stare when the alimony checks stop.
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a coal miners a$$ole
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A beer in ice. With salt added.
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Colder than a Huddler Staffer. biggrin.gif
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It's cold enough to freeze the testes of a non-ferrous anthropoid
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