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I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket
post #32 of 79
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Originally Posted by titleguy View Post

Yeah, but does she Tebow?
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Originally Posted by EBHarvey View Post

oooo, a chick that can bench press a whole 155 pounds, I'm soooo scared rolleyes.gif

How about the one who can squash melons with her thighs...LOL
post #33 of 79
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Originally Posted by EBHarvey View Post

oooo, a chick that can bench press a whole 155 pounds, I'm soooo scared rolleyes.gif

I agree, 155 bench - pfffft. However, Squidly's babe that crushes watermelons with her thighs "you're done when I say your done" cwm31.gif

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post #34 of 79
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Originally Posted by RedJeep View Post

Much better pix
Peace

there's some tell tale masculinity in the face there. i'd bet she's on a little something. ive known many girls too take roids. such as strippers and especially fitness models. ill be she's hot when she's off the sauce and gets a little soft.
post #35 of 79
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Originally Posted by jrhjr View Post

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

defeats the purpose, don't you think?
post #36 of 79
Comment on the melon crusher, better hope your tongue don't get tired...icon24.gif
post #37 of 79
200275
That girl has gotta make sure she doesn't catch the Chyna Syndrome
post #38 of 79
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Originally Posted by speedracer View Post

200275That girl has gotta make sure she doesn't catch the Chyna Syndrome

I think someone superimposed a girl's face on Lou Ferrigno's body...LOL
post #39 of 79
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Originally Posted by albacized View Post

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Originally Posted by jrhjr View Post

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

defeats the purpose, don't you think?

A little panache...
long jacket = formal wear
(short skirt and deep pockets, just out for a good time...preferably a trust fund baby)
Rich girl who doesn't mind slumming.

METAPHOR
post #40 of 79
good for her for sticking to her guns icon14.gif

...no pun intended redface.gif
post #41 of 79
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Originally Posted by TimS View Post

She built that body naturally - that's no joke, I think it's sexy as hell that she cares enough about herself to make that kind of commitment icon14.gif I bet she looks great when she's not flexing smile.gif
TimS

I don't know Tima, I don't think I'm man enough to handle that shakehead.gif



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post #42 of 79
It is good practice to never date a woman that can beat you in arm wrestling.

Unless you like that sort of thing.
post #43 of 79
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Originally Posted by dena View Post

It is good practice to never date a woman that can beat you in arm wrestling.
Unless you like that sort of thing.

Please that girls benches 155, I curl that much cwm27.gif
post #44 of 79
Hey, Dali. How about a little something for the effort? Cheer3.jpg 3k .jpg file Cheer2.jpg 3k .jpg file Cheers.jpg 7k .jpg file
post #45 of 79
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