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Your Penis' New Year's Resolution?

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More exercise.
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Continues to respond when called upon

will not call a doctor for erections lasting more than 4 hours
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Put a smile, or something, on Katy Perry's face.
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At my last physical my doctor asked me if I had a problem with erections.  I said, "No, but my wife does."

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Originally Posted by speedracer View Post

Put a smile, or something, on Katy Perry's face.

It could only help.

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Get out more.
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Originally Posted by Brother Brian View Post

Get out more.

Careful with that one. Got me locked up before.
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Originally Posted by MikeMc View Post

Careful with that one. Got me locked up before.

Damn dude, you can't toss that out there and not give the story! cwm27.gif
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Originally Posted by MightyMouse View Post

Damn dude, you can't toss that out there and not give the story! cwm27.gif

there is no story. wink.gif
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Originally Posted by MikeMc View Post

there is no story. wink.gif

Bull. If you get locked up because you wang was out, there's a pretty damn good story involved. cwm27.gifcwm27.gifcwm27.gif
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Bull. If you get locked up because you wang was out, there's a pretty damn good story involved. cwm27.gifcwm27.gifcwm27.gif

yeah, had it happened, I'm sure it would be. I just threw that out there.
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yeah, had it happened, I'm sure it would be. I just threw that out there.

Well, there goes my plan of living vicariously through other people cwm13.gif
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always put on the rain gear, never know what you'll run into out there
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Well, there goes my plan of living vicariously through other people cwm13.gif

don't count on me for that. I'm an old man. I'd suggest McNifty for that. He knows how to live.
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don't count on me for that. I'm an old man. I'd suggest McNifty for that. He knows how to live.

Yeah, but I'm not thrilled having to vicariously wear a crash helmet all the time.
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