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post #1 of 23
Thread Starter 
can you gain more than a pound of weight?

A woman to whom I am married says yes... I say no.
I bought her a one pound Hersey Bar and asked her to demonstrate. She declined.
How can I know the truth?
post #2 of 23
Put her on a scale. Check weight.
Hand her one pound candy bar.
Check weight-scale will read X+1.

The laws of physics exist and apply everywhere, even in the female brain.
post #3 of 23
Thread Starter 
she agrees with me that if she eats a pound of lettuce she cannot gain more than a pound.

But chocolate... she says she will gain more than a pound.

I tried the "hold it in your hand on the scales... now hold it in your stomach on the scales" thing and she is unswayed.
post #4 of 23
depends on how soon after eating either that you do a weighing.
post #5 of 23
In soviet Russia, a pound of chocolate eats YOU.
post #6 of 23
Not only will she gain more than 1 pound, the weight gain will be immediately seen by everyone in the world.
post #7 of 23
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Originally Posted by hamlet View Post

she agrees with me that if she eats a pound of lettuce she cannot gain more than a pound.

But chocolate... she says she will gain more than a pound.

I tried the "hold it in your hand on the scales... now hold it in your stomach on the scales" thing and she is unswayed.

A pound of lettuce weighs the same as a pound of chocolate.
Dude you are welcome to sleep on my couch for a couple nights if need be, but you gotta fix this.
post #8 of 23
'a woman you are married to'?? how many of them are there????
One was plenty for me.
post #9 of 23
The question really is do the universal laws of physics and thermodynamics apply in arguments with wives?

The answer is no. They just don't.

You just gotta get used to that.

Logic sort of goes out the window too.
post #10 of 23
Ask her these simple questions:

Hun,
How much does a pound lead weigh? ( help out a little lol)

How much does a pound of water weigh?

How much does a pound of feathers weigh?

How much does a pound of chocolate weigh?
post #11 of 23
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Originally Posted by jameso20o View Post

In soviet Russia, a pound of chocolate eats YOU.

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If you weigh her immediately after, then yes. If you wait a few hours or a day however, she may weigh more than a pound heavier. Also depends on if she exercises.
post #12 of 23
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Originally Posted by NJdeadfisher View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by jameso20o View Post

In soviet Russia, a pound of chocolate eats YOU.

cwm27.gifcwm27.gif

If you weigh her immediately after, then yes. If you wait a few hours or a day however, she may weigh more than a pound heavier. Also depends on if she exercises.

you're being ridiculous. stop it.
post #13 of 23
I used to feed the dog and pound of food and get 3 lbs of crap...I shoulda fed him gold.
post #14 of 23
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Originally Posted by EBHarvey View Post

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Originally Posted by NJdeadfisher View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by jameso20o View Post

In soviet Russia, a pound of chocolate eats YOU.

cwm27.gifcwm27.gif

If you weigh her immediately after, then yes. If you wait a few hours or a day however, she may weigh more than a pound heavier. Also depends on if she exercises.

you're being ridiculous. stop it.

Sorry I get a little silly on wednesdays, or when my blood sugar gets low. Maybe I need some chocolate
post #15 of 23
Trick question. She'll lose weight from puking after eating a pound of chocolate.
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