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Marriage is like a deck of cards

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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, toward the end, all you really want is a club and a spade.
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never
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oh you mean shovel
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oh you mean shovel



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Marriage is like a three ring circus:

First you have the engagement ring;
second you have the wedding ring;
then you have the suffering.
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Marriage is like a hurricane.They come in wet and blowing,but when they go,they take your house,and car.
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oh you mean shovel

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its a joke bud, i crack on everybody..including my own...


eff the irish!
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Marriage is give and take.



We give, they take.
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oh you mean shovel



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Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
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who cares as long as the deck is stacked
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Marriage is like a bank.

You put it in, you take it out, you lose intrest!
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A chick is like KFC.Once ya get past the breasts and thighs,all that's left,is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
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***edited - If the system blocks a word it is because Tim has decided that word isn't appropriate to use here, its not so that you can put a dash in the middle of it so the computer doesn't recognize it and you can post it anyway.***
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