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post #1 of 30
Thread Starter 
I would like to put the following under various Christmas trees across the board.

Kings over Queens - Season one of Queer Eye on DVD.

Squidlips - Truly Tasteless Jokebook Vol XXXVIII

Hatman - Case of Johnny Walker Black to drown out the pain of this year's Eagles choke.

DOF - an industrial power dust buster for her pack of "dogs".

Robert Williams and RJ - Cannisters of Koolaid in assorted flavors. Matching Tin Foil Party hats.

Knight - Tickets to a Stuart Smalley anger management course, cause gosh darn it, he's worth it.

Luke - My Fifth grade class picture to have photoshop fun with. (Actually that picture needs no work)

Michael P - HUGE mad cow scare in the continental U.S.

hcw - Date with a real American Gladiator-ess.

Ed J - A years supply of the "just for men" for facial hair. We'll watch the years vanish from his visage.

Steve in Mass - Copy of the Anarchist's Holiday Cookbook. Filled with tasty treats to serve while plotting the demise of the two party system.
post #2 of 30
While your at it, you could slip a 110" RevTech motor in there, I would appreciate it. The wife thinks Santa has been good enough to me already.
post #3 of 30
For The Magician, so you can sled ride into trees all winter and not get busted up.



Merry Christmas!
post #4 of 30
Thread Starter 
Also for Robert Williams,
one of these Spiffy, GWB CIC Members Only jackets.

post #5 of 30
"Is that a Members Only jacket?
"Yes it is."
"So what are you, like the last member?
post #6 of 30
I would like to ask for a Parade down Broad Street after a Super Bowl win....how 'bout it?
post #7 of 30
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.
post #8 of 30
Thread Starter 
DOF, this thread is about love and giving,
I will kindly ask you to control your rage, and blatant pet envy.
post #9 of 30
In that case, I hope that Santa brings the giant model pooper scooper...
post #10 of 30
Quote:
Originally posted by Daughter of a fisherman:
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.
do they use a litter box?
post #11 of 30
Quote:
Originally posted by beachboy:
Originally posted by Daughter of a fisherman:
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.
do they use a litter box? [/quote]That would be nice, since my backyard is currently one big mud puddle......but NO
post #12 of 30
Last year passed up by Santa, this year passed up by Santa and the board!!!
post #13 of 30
It's okay, TJ. Just give me your address and I'll be more than happy to send you a pooper scooper too....
post #14 of 30
An idea for the ladies....:
post #15 of 30
And.... for KoQ, just to be fair:

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