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Maine joke

post #1 of 13
Thread Starter 
What did the girl from Maine say right before she lost her virginity?

Careful Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.*

* This joke is purely in jest. It is not a reflection of the people of the Great State of Maine or it's outstanding fishing.Text
post #2 of 13
Well I guess while we are on Maine jokes here are a few.

1) How do you tell the difference between an Aroostook County women and a moose. The Aroostook county women has on a red plaid shirt

2) Did you here about the couple that got divorced in Aroostook County. They are still cousins

I have nothing against Aroostook county, great fishin up there!
post #3 of 13
Q: What do you call 32 people sitting at bar in Biddeford Pool?

A: A full set of teeth.
post #4 of 13
Didja know the toothbrush was invented in ME?

Otherwise it woulda been called a teethbrush.

or

How do you compliment a pretty woman in ME?

Nice tooth!

or

Oyeah! Their family tree resembles a telephone pole.

PaulH - My brother's a Mainiac
PaulH
post #5 of 13
Anyone know what the Maine flag looks like???

-Blue tarp, flown on the side of a roof.
post #6 of 13
I thought it was the Tyvec house wrap!!
post #7 of 13
Thread Starter 
If anyone has that "Application to Live in Maine" floating around, I'd love to see it again.
post #8 of 13
Ask and ye shall receive!
http://www.gweep.net/~abate/hick.html
post #9 of 13
Thread Starter 
Thank you Striperbum...I just about pissed myself the first time I saw that.

Is the internet great or what?
post #10 of 13
Missing question-- Have you ever been too drunk to fish?
post #11 of 13
i have neber been doo trunk to fish !!!
post #12 of 13
Actually drinking helps my fishing. I have a favorite method when fishing for trout in a pond. Using sinking fly line I put on my favorite nymph, cast it out as far as I can then pick up my beer and take a few swallows. Some people use the count down method, I prefer the how many swallows of beer method.
post #13 of 13
classic thread guys. My wife thinks I'm out of my mind, sitting here alone laughing at the computer just a few minutes after she caught me in the garage with my waders on loading my tackle bag for a trip to the Jersey shore on Wednesday.

Steve.
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