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#1 fish'nmagician

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Posted December 08 2004 - 10:57 AM

I would like to put the following under various Christmas trees across the board.
Kings over Queens - Season one of Queer Eye on DVD.
Squidlips - Truly Tasteless Jokebook Vol XXXVIII
Hatman - Case of Johnny Walker Black to drown out the pain of this year's Eagles choke.
DOF - an industrial power dust buster for her pack of "dogs".
Robert Williams and RJ - Cannisters of Koolaid in assorted flavors. Matching Tin Foil Party hats.
Knight - Tickets to a Stuart Smalley anger management course, cause gosh darn it, he's worth it.
Luke - My Fifth grade class picture to have photoshop fun with. (Actually that picture needs no work)
Michael P - HUGE mad cow scare in the continental U.S.
hcw - Date with a real American Gladiator-ess.
Ed J - A years supply of the "just for men" for facial hair. We'll watch the years vanish from his visage.
Steve in Mass - Copy of the Anarchist's Holiday Cookbook. Filled with tasty treats to serve while plotting the demise of the two party system.


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#2 Zim

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Posted December 08 2004 - 11:10 AM

While your at it, you could slip a 110" RevTech motor in there, I would appreciate it. The wife thinks Santa has been good enough to me already.


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#3 squidlips

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Posted December 08 2004 - 11:34 AM

For The Magician, so you can sled ride into trees all winter and not get busted up.

Merry Christmas!


this has to be the most disrespectful and disgusting thread I've ever seen posted

#4 fish'nmagician

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Posted December 08 2004 - 11:36 AM

Also for Robert Williams,
one of these Spiffy, GWB CIC Members Only jackets.


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#5 TatonkaJames

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Posted December 08 2004 - 11:44 AM

"Is that a Members Only jacket?
"Yes it is."
"So what are you, like the last member?


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#6 wiz wit

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Posted December 08 2004 - 12:33 PM

I would like to ask for a Parade down Broad Street after a Super Bowl win....how 'bout it?



#7 Daughter of a fisherman

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Posted December 08 2004 - 1:37 PM

That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.


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#8 fish'nmagician

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Posted December 08 2004 - 1:40 PM

DOF, this thread is about love and giving,
I will kindly ask you to control your rage, and blatant pet envy.


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#9 Daughter of a fisherman

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Posted December 08 2004 - 2:14 PM

In that case, I hope that Santa brings the giant model pooper scooper...


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#10 beachboy

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Posted December 08 2004 - 2:24 PM


Quote:







Originally posted by Daughter of a fisherman:
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.


do they use a litter box?



#11 Daughter of a fisherman

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Posted December 08 2004 - 2:27 PM


Quote:







Originally posted by beachboy:
Originally posted by Daughter of a fisherman:
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.



do they use a litter box? [/quote]That would be nice, since my backyard is currently one big mud puddle......but NO


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#12 TACKLE JUNKIE

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Posted December 08 2004 - 2:58 PM

Last year passed up by Santa, this year passed up by Santa and the board!!!



#13 Daughter of a fisherman

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Posted December 08 2004 - 3:19 PM

It's okay, TJ. Just give me your address and I'll be more than happy to send you a pooper scooper too....


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#14 Fishing Goddess

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Posted December 08 2004 - 4:10 PM

An idea for the ladies....:



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Posted December 08 2004 - 4:19 PM

And.... for KoQ, just to be fair: