Jump to content


Photo

Christmas Gifts: For Board Members


  • Please log in to reply
29 replies to this topic

#1 fish'nmagician

fish'nmagician
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 137,132 posts
  • Joined: Jul-12 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 10:57 AM

I would like to put the following under various Christmas trees across the board.
Kings over Queens - Season one of Queer Eye on DVD.
Squidlips - Truly Tasteless Jokebook Vol XXXVIII
Hatman - Case of Johnny Walker Black to drown out the pain of this year's Eagles choke.
DOF - an industrial power dust buster for her pack of "dogs".
Robert Williams and RJ - Cannisters of Koolaid in assorted flavors. Matching Tin Foil Party hats.
Knight - Tickets to a Stuart Smalley anger management course, cause gosh darn it, he's worth it.
Luke - My Fifth grade class picture to have photoshop fun with. (Actually that picture needs no work)
Michael P - HUGE mad cow scare in the continental U.S.
hcw - Date with a real American Gladiator-ess.
Ed J - A years supply of the "just for men" for facial hair. We'll watch the years vanish from his visage.
Steve in Mass - Copy of the Anarchist's Holiday Cookbook. Filled with tasty treats to serve while plotting the demise of the two party system.


  • 0
  • -
Eggy 10-13
LAA 7-14
50-50 2-15

#2 Zim

Zim
  • 5,000 Post Club!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,669 posts
  • Joined: Sep-02 2003

Posted December 08 2004 - 11:10 AM

While your at it, you could slip a 110" RevTech motor in there, I would appreciate it. The wife thinks Santa has been good enough to me already.


  • 0
  • -
"Don't believe everything quoted on the internet, some of it is made up" ~ Abraham Lincoln

#3 squidlips

squidlips
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 29,657 posts
  • Joined: Mar-08 2000

Posted December 08 2004 - 11:34 AM

For The Magician, so you can sled ride into trees all winter and not get busted up.

Merry Christmas!


  • 0
  • -
this has to be the most disrespectful and disgusting thread I've ever seen posted

#4 fish'nmagician

fish'nmagician
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 137,132 posts
  • Joined: Jul-12 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 11:36 AM

Also for Robert Williams,
one of these Spiffy, GWB CIC Members Only jackets.


  • 0
  • -
Eggy 10-13
LAA 7-14
50-50 2-15

#5 TatonkaJames

TatonkaJames
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 18,241 posts
  • Joined: Dec-17 2001

Posted December 08 2004 - 11:44 AM

"Is that a Members Only jacket?
"Yes it is."
"So what are you, like the last member?


  • 0
  • -
"All The Worlds A Stooge"

#6 wiz wit

wiz wit
  • 1,000 Post Club!

  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,194 posts
  • Joined: Nov-08 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 12:33 PM

I would like to ask for a Parade down Broad Street after a Super Bowl win....how 'bout it?


  • 0
  • -

#7 Daughter of a fisherman

Daughter of a fisherman
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 14,805 posts
  • Joined: Sep-08 2003

Posted December 08 2004 - 1:37 PM

That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.


  • 0
  • -
"One of the greatest delusions of the world is the hope that the evils of this world are to be cured by legislation."
Thomas B. Reed 1886

#8 fish'nmagician

fish'nmagician
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 137,132 posts
  • Joined: Jul-12 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 1:40 PM

DOF, this thread is about love and giving,
I will kindly ask you to control your rage, and blatant pet envy.


  • 0
  • -
Eggy 10-13
LAA 7-14
50-50 2-15

#9 Daughter of a fisherman

Daughter of a fisherman
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 14,805 posts
  • Joined: Sep-08 2003

Posted December 08 2004 - 2:14 PM

In that case, I hope that Santa brings the giant model pooper scooper...


  • 0
  • -
"One of the greatest delusions of the world is the hope that the evils of this world are to be cured by legislation."
Thomas B. Reed 1886

#10 beachboy

beachboy
  • 1,000 Post Club!

  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,599 posts
  • Joined: Oct-05 2000

Posted December 08 2004 - 2:24 PM


Quote:







Originally posted by Daughter of a fisherman:
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.


do they use a litter box?


  • 0
  • -

#11 Daughter of a fisherman

Daughter of a fisherman
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 14,805 posts
  • Joined: Sep-08 2003

Posted December 08 2004 - 2:27 PM


Quote:







Originally posted by beachboy:
Originally posted by Daughter of a fisherman:
That's my pack of "Royal Spaniels" to you AND all of them put together probably shed less than your giant mangy mongrel.



do they use a litter box? [/quote]That would be nice, since my backyard is currently one big mud puddle......but NO


  • 0
  • -
"One of the greatest delusions of the world is the hope that the evils of this world are to be cured by legislation."
Thomas B. Reed 1886

#12 TACKLE JUNKIE

TACKLE JUNKIE
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 14,072 posts
  • Joined: Jun-13 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 2:58 PM

Last year passed up by Santa, this year passed up by Santa and the board!!!


  • 0
  • -

#13 Daughter of a fisherman

Daughter of a fisherman
  • Way too many!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 14,805 posts
  • Joined: Sep-08 2003

Posted December 08 2004 - 3:19 PM

It's okay, TJ. Just give me your address and I'll be more than happy to send you a pooper scooper too....


  • 0
  • -
"One of the greatest delusions of the world is the hope that the evils of this world are to be cured by legislation."
Thomas B. Reed 1886

#14 Fishing Goddess

Fishing Goddess
  • 5,000 Post Club!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,160 posts
  • Joined: Oct-18 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 4:10 PM

An idea for the ladies....:


  • 0
  • -

#15 Fishing Goddess

Fishing Goddess
  • 5,000 Post Club!

  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,160 posts
  • Joined: Oct-18 2004

Posted December 08 2004 - 4:19 PM

And.... for KoQ, just to be fair:


  • 0
  • -