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Fun things to do with your turtle.

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Turtle has to go. He eats too much, and requires playtime. I don't have either of those necessities. Superglue a siwash on his back and find that holdover cow?

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8 hours ago, DoorGunner said:

You got one of those demanding live turtles. This is the one you should have.

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He looks sad, or would if he had eyes. 

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glue a go-pro to its back and release it into the wild.

 

use up the rest of your sequins and glitter paint on his carapace.

 

see if you can get it stoned

 

glue a tampon to its back (conversation piece for SOL gusts)

 

fun day out on the town  (for you, probably mani's and pedi's together.)

 

rubber band fluffy socks to its plastron and use it as a cut-rate roomba

 

"Turtle on the shelf", then get it an instagram account.  

 

bring it to a park and give it to a kid.  Kids love turtles.  

 

 

For crying out loud, use your imagination.  

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8 hours ago, DoorGunner said:

You got one of those demanding live turtles. This is the one you should have.

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Poor turtle lost his service crab. He's just trying to find his way back to the water.

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1 hour ago, 55555s said:

 

bring it to a park and give it to a kid.  Kids love turtles.  

 

 

For crying out loud, use your imagination.  

Chicks dig turtles on a leash.

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1 hour ago, patchyfog said:

Chicks dig turtles on a leash.

 

I'm not judging you, but I havent had a chick on a leash in a LOONG time.  Regardless, I dont doubt that they dig turtles either way.  Turtles are reptiles great unifiers.  

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31 mins ago, capequahog said:

release it unto the wild, its illegal, in NH, to take wild turtles as pets, per North Woods Law anyway

 

uh oh....

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1 hour ago, patchyfog said:

Chicks dig turtles on a leash.

You could take him for a walk...........or maybe a drag.

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