Heavy Hooksetter Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) I will start this story. others will add to this story to keep in believable and very possible. heres the scenario:time-1 hr1\2 before first light,tide is dumping out for an hour now. a good pod of adult bunker are balled up waay in an area where the river opens up to a flat expanse outside of the mouth of said river. water temp is 58F and it's a slightly overcast sky. okay,here goes,,, I stand on my rock, pull out one of my hound dog swimmers and sling it out into the rips and let it ride the tide waay out about 150yds. it is out where I want it so,I engage my winch and hold it in the rips waggling on top,the plug is making a huge wake right on the surface,,, Edited February 18, 2018 by Roddy An armed man is a citizen,,,an unarmed man is a subject,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 USCG appears and gives me citation in violation of no wake zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Hooksetter Posted February 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 9 mins ago, Cascade said: USCG appears and gives me citation in violation of no wake zone. no boats.shore. HH An armed man is a citizen,,,an unarmed man is a subject,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FyshhTrap Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just then an Osprey swoops down on the plug and gets snared in front of a crowd of PETA onlookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark L Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 You play it cool and give that hound dog swimmer a good jerk back. Your just trying to free that F.....G bird, it is your favorite swimmer. But Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutGhost Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) A bluefish comes up and bites a chunk out of the osprey. The osprey, still snared in the lure, is flapping around, sending major blitz signals in every direction, as well as leaving a scent trail of blood. The PETA people are marching on the shore in your general direction. Edited February 18, 2018 by TroutGhost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanine Kleenup Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 You tug furiously trying to get the line free, but when you look back at the PETA people you notice a slim tall redheaded woman with her eyes fixed on you in a seductive way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.R. Bridge Fisher Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 During the first part of your retrieve you see a large profile swipe at your plug, your heart starts pounding and you hold tightly and continue the retrieve.................... troll #122 <*)))< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clambellies Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Just as your heart starts pounding you realize it isn't because your plug is about to get walloped, you remember that you haven't taken your heart meds and your in full A/Fib....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 After a frantic search through your pockets for your needed meds you find a lint covered pill. Without looking carefully at it you toss it in your mouth and choke it back. Then you remember the last time you were out fishing with your buddy Joe, he "loaned" you a Viagara for a big date you had coming up. You turn your head in disgust and are startled by the willowy Redhead who is now standing next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkorgood Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) All of a sudden you collapse into cardiac arrest, as the slim, redheaded girl runs kneels next to you and starts administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Meanwhile the osprey is still... Edited February 18, 2018 by jkorgood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 ...then the tall redhead lowers her lips to yours to give you mouth to mouth but "she" has a mustache line... it's a TRANNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedRyerson Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 30 mins ago, Cascade said: ...then the tall redhead lowers her lips to yours to give you mouth to mouth but "she" has a mustache line... it's a TRANNY and it's your lucky day because he seems to be trying to hand you a large pink colored pencil popper...is that a D-Mag?....wait... The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed. -Casey Stengel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWader Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 he Takes out his dive knife and begins to give you a triple bypasss…... ……I began to try to explain…that it just wasn't …just wasn't ….what it was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the3fishheads Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 .and that's when it happens. That chilly ur wife made last nite is knocking on the back door.... **** the U.N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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