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1 hour ago, Colrain said:

Neighbor kid i grew up with used to say "I may be dumb but I ain't stupid".

Wonder where that kid is now? Hopefully not teaching high school English. 

 

I remember this as "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid". 

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20 mins ago, redfishkiller said:

The more I learn about yankees the more I wonder how they won the war...

It was all because of my hero, Uncle Billy! :D

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45 mins ago, redfishkiller said:

The more I learn about yankees the more I wonder how they won the war...

It’s because the average southern man is all talk. They are like vegetarians as far as constantly trying to plead their case to people who didn’t ask and don’t care. 

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Posted (edited)

It ain't rocket surgery.  

If if's and buts were candy and nuts, what a wonderful Christmas it would have been.

Edited by Jettyhound

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30 mins ago, HugeDinghy said:

It’s because the average southern man is all talk. They are like vegetarians as far as constantly trying to plead their case to people who didn’t ask and don’t care. 

One of these days :box: rite in the kisser!!!!

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We were so poor, if I didn’t have a dick I wouldn’t have had anything to play with on Christmas!

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40 mins ago, redfishkiller said:

We were so poor, if I didn’t have a dick I wouldn’t have had anything to play with on Christmas!

im like a block of concrete right now

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anyone else, because of their grandmother, say "bread and butter" anytime you walk under, or between things?

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