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A friends Wife's BFF question

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7 mins ago, Slack Tidings said:

I feel like Few’s song should be something techno or emo....or maybe something by the Cure. 

Def the Cure

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31 mins ago, Jdeadman66 said:

Def the Cure

Or a the Ramones, they have some fantastic drug songs. what's the one where he's sitting around smoking daddy's dope with the president and the pope?  Or the lobotomy song. 

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7 mins ago, blastwater said:

Or a the Ramones, they have some fantastic drug songs. what's the one where he's sitting around smoking daddy's dope with the president and the pope?  Or the lobotomy song. 

Lobotomy! That’s right on the mark

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5 mins ago, Jdeadman66 said:

Lobotomy! That’s right on the mark

This one, also explains the shaved head. 

 
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy
 
Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy
Lobotomy, lobotomy,
 
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I Went downstairs after a glorious shower because I needed my undies  in the baskets I didn't fold yet.

 

She says " are you getting love handles " ?,

 

I said " so what!, I can get rid of them in two weeks but last time I saw you necked, it was obvious you don't know how to do a kegel. " 

 

Oh boy it's getting ugly.

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8 mins ago, FEW3 said:

I Went downstairs after a glorious shower because I needed my undies  in the baskets I didn't fold yet.

 

She says " are you getting love handles " ?,

 

I said " so what!, I can get rid of them in two weeks but last time I saw you necked, it was obvious you don't know how to do a kegel. " 

 

Oh boy it's getting ugly.

So you didn’t light a few candles and play the Whitesnake song while going downstairs naked? Dude that woulda gotten her all randy. No wonder you don’t get laid.

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1 min ago, AlwaysWading said:

It's amazing how the Ramones ,Jerry Garcia and Frank Zappa get worked into every thread...........They all suck.

Hey Mr, right now the focus is on Fews sensitivity about his love handles and how he lashed out at his ex wife roomie for it.

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