FEW3

A friends Wife's BFF question

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3 mins ago, FEW3 said:

Her:

" where the bleepity bleep are you going pal !" 

 

Me:

"I'm going to check the lobster traps"

 

Her:

"You bleepity bleep liar, you said low was at 8 pm."

 

Me:

" I can swim out and check them."

 

Her:

" you said you can't bleepity  bleep bleep , swim In the canal? "

 

Me:

Well you cranky a $$ nut case, the regulations say you can on pearl harbor day.

 

Her:

"I've never heard of her, you're full of crap "

 

Oh fellas, I kid you not. This was the conversation.

 

 

FEWture. You never dissapoint. 

You are aware it’s December and after dark is a no go to 

tend traps?

 

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Major problem is prescient,  I did the book fair thing today. My boys teacher is gorgeous.  The book fair lady was a very distant third. Book fair lady would probably be a South Carolina 10 because she has teef and , well that's about it. She is no NC nutcase. 

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1 min ago, PlumFishing said:

FEWture. You never dissapoint. 

You are aware it’s December and after dark is a no go to 

tend traps?

 

It's not the first time he's talked about working his traps at night at the Canal.

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2 mins ago, PlumFishing said:

FEWture. You never dissapoint. 

You are aware it’s December and after dark is a no go to 

tend traps?

 

Read again douchey.

 

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1 min ago, FEW3 said:

Major problem is prescient,  I did the book fair thing today. My boys teacher is gorgeous.  The book fair lady was a very distant third. Book fair lady would probably be a South Carolina 10 because she has teef and , well that's about it. She is no NC nutcase. 

Who u think you are? Al Franken?

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2 hours ago, Jdeadman66 said:

I won’t be offering any apology for turning off a light. Ever. She’s getting annoying with the backseat driving. She apparently doesn’t like to be referred to as a princess or a backseat driver. 

Might burn like 11 cents overnight. GOOD FOR YOU!

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5 mins ago, FEW3 said:

Major problem is prescient,  I did the book fair thing today. My boys teacher is gorgeous.  The book fair lady was a very distant third. Book fair lady would probably be a South Carolina 10 because she has teef and , well that's about it. She is no NC nutcase. 

Watch yer mouf der son....nuthin wrong with ar wimmenz. :mad::beatin:

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6 mins ago, bospa357 said:

It's not the first time he's talked about working his traps at night at the Canal.

Hey fruit pie,  I haven't pulled crap after sunset. I am that little bastard that hits the canal everyday ( most of the time without a pole daytime)and rats folks out for poaching. 

You accuse me of "poaching" lobsters, you need to say it to my face. Preferably at an east end pier so I can toss a sabiki on your gorilla hair back.

 

:upck:

 

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11 hours ago, Terry Mac said:

i think she is a good looking lady. 

I agree. And I'm right down the road too.

 

On a related topic, me best bud back Upstate has been asking me for 20 yrs to visit his wife when he's not home. In that case, I've politely declined.

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22 mins ago, patchyfog said:

Who u think you are? Al Franken?

Nope, I'm an underachiever who makes a fried kayem bologna cheeseburger like nobody else.

Mayo/mustard/ketchup.

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8 mins ago, FEW3 said:

Nope, I'm an underachiever who makes a fried kayem bologna cheeseburger like nobody else.

Mayo/mustard/ketchup.

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I'd hit that.

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