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Louis C.K. Masterbation

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Please. 

 

This is an obviously intelligent man.

 

Are we really supposed to believe that he didn't understand that whipping out your junk and jacking off in front of a woman he had just met was normal behavior?  This was the best game he had? Lol.

 

He is a rabid, degenerate animal that requires a bullet between the eyes.

 

I'll cut the dopey Millennials who love home so much some slack (because Millennials) but please if you are a day over 35, (maybe 40 there was a lot of generational bleedover :dismay:) or so don't insult our intelligence.

 

He is one sick, irreparable ****.

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8 mins ago, Wigeon said:

Please. 

 

This is an obviously intelligent man.

 

Are we really supposed to believe that he didn't understand that whipping out your junk and jacking off in front of a woman he had just met was normal behavior?  This was the best game he had? Lol.

 

He is a rabid, degenerate animal that requires a bullet between the eyes.

 

I'll cut the dopey Millennials who love home so much some slack (because Millennials) but please if you are a day over 35, (maybe 40 there was a lot of generational bleedover :dismay:) or so don't insult our intelligence.

 

He is one sick, irreparable ****.

His behavior is gross and an attempt to use his fame to his advantage. It doesn’t appear to have worked. His behavior is the kind that a good ass kicking could remedy.

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25 mins ago, Wigeon said:

Please. 

 

This is an obviously intelligent man.

 

Are we really supposed to believe that he didn't understand that whipping out your junk and jacking off in front of a woman he had just met was normal behavior?  This was the best game he had? Lol.

 

He is a rabid, degenerate animal that requires a bullet between the eyes.

 

I'll cut the dopey Millennials who love home so much some slack (because Millennials) but please if you are a day over 35, (maybe 40 there was a lot of generational bleedover :dismay:) or so don't insult our intelligence.

 

He is one sick, irreparable ****.

 

Oh come on he didn't just whip it out, he asked nicely. Hes not pee wee herman. If I got in trouble everytime I asked a woman for some odd sexual act I'd be in prison for life. 

Edited by Cfinnely68

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2 mins ago, Wigeon said:

Perhaps you should be.

 

I wont argue that. But I'm not famous enough for anyone to care how perverted I am. 

Edited by Cfinnely68

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Posted (edited)

This thread has potential. Lets smoke the perverts out. I'm just like CK. Real savage like. :shaky:

Edited by The Riddler

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3 mins ago, Jdeadman66 said:

Is ass to mouth ok? 

 

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38 mins ago, Wigeon said:

Please. 

 

This is an obviously intelligent man.

 

Are we really supposed to believe that he didn't understand that whipping out your junk and jacking off in front of a woman he had just met was normal behavior?  This was the best game he had? Lol.

 

He is a rabid, degenerate animal that requires a bullet between the eyes.

 

I'll cut the dopey Millennials who love home so much some slack (because Millennials) but please if you are a day over 35, (maybe 40 there was a lot of generational bleedover :dismay:) or so don't insult our intelligence.

 

He is one sick, irreparable ****.

 

hahaha...he's a funny dude...loved his response today.

 

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I want to address the stories told to The New York Times by five women named Abby, Rebecca, Dana, Julia who felt able to name themselves and one who did not.

 

 

 

These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly. I have been remorseful of my actions. And I’ve tried to learn from them. And run from them. Now I’m aware of the extent of the impact of my actions. I learned yesterday the extent to which I left these women who admired me feeling badly about themselves and cautious around other men who would never have put them in that position.

I also took advantage of the fact that I was widely admired in my and their community, which disabled them from sharing their story and brought hardship to them when they tried because people who look up to me didn’t want to hear it. I didn’t think that I was doing any of that because my position allowed me not to think about it.

There is nothing about this that I forgive myself for. And I have to reconcile it with who I am. Which is nothing compared to the task I left them with.

I wish I had reacted to their admiration of me by being a good example to them as a man and given them some guidance as a comedian, including because I admired their work.

The hardest regret to live with is what you’ve done to hurt someone else. And I can hardly wrap my head around the scope of hurt I brought on them. I’d be remiss to exclude the hurt that I’ve brought on people who I work with and have worked with who’s professional and personal lives have been impacted by all of this, including projects currently in production: the cast and crew of Better Things, Baskets, The Cops, One Mississippi, and I Love You, Daddy. I deeply regret that this has brought negative attention to my manager Dave Becky who only tried to mediate a situation that I caused. I’ve brought anguish and hardship to the people at FX who have given me so much; The Orchard who took a chance on my movie, and every other entity that has bet on me through the years. I’ve brought pain to my family, my friends, my children and their mother.

 

 

 

I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen.

Thank you for reading.

 

 

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16 mins ago, Cfinnely68 said:

 

No. Brush your teeth first.

:laugh:

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29 mins ago, The Riddler said:

 

hahaha...he's a funny dude...loved his response today.

 

 

I’ll give him credit bud, he used the tried and true Costanza Defense.

 

 

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