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#1 MayorMcFish

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Posted March 07 2001 - 4:42 PM

What did the girl from Maine say right before she lost her virginity?

Careful Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.*

* This joke is purely in jest. It is not a reflection of the people of the Great State of Maine or it's outstanding fishing.Text

#2 RAGFLY

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Posted March 08 2001 - 4:52 AM

Well I guess while we are on Maine jokes here are a few.

1) How do you tell the difference between an Aroostook County women and a moose. The Aroostook county women has on a red plaid shirt

2) Did you here about the couple that got divorced in Aroostook County. They are still cousins

I have nothing against Aroostook county, great fishin up there!

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Posted March 09 2001 - 7:42 AM

Q: What do you call 32 people sitting at bar in Biddeford Pool?

A: A full set of teeth.



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Posted March 09 2001 - 8:04 AM

Didja know the toothbrush was invented in ME?

Otherwise it woulda been called a teethbrush.

or

How do you compliment a pretty woman in ME?

Nice tooth!

or

Oyeah! Their family tree resembles a telephone pole.

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Posted March 13 2001 - 4:41 AM

Anyone know what the Maine flag looks like???

-Blue tarp, flown on the side of a roof.

#6 Tom Tero

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Posted March 14 2001 - 7:47 AM

I thought it was the Tyvec house wrap!!

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Posted March 14 2001 - 10:11 AM

If anyone has that "Application to Live in Maine" floating around, I'd love to see it again.

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Posted March 14 2001 - 5:25 PM

Ask and ye shall receive!
http://www.gweep.net/~abate/hick.html



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Posted March 14 2001 - 7:07 PM

Thank you Striperbum...I just about pissed myself the first time I saw that.

Is the internet great or what?

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Posted March 23 2001 - 4:48 PM

Missing question-- Have you ever been too drunk to fish?

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Posted March 28 2001 - 5:00 AM

i have neber been doo trunk to fish !!!

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Posted April 01 2001 - 11:26 AM

Actually drinking helps my fishing. I have a favorite method when fishing for trout in a pond. Using sinking fly line I put on my favorite nymph, cast it out as far as I can then pick up my beer and take a few swallows. Some people use the count down method, I prefer the how many swallows of beer method.

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Posted April 02 2001 - 5:10 PM

classic thread guys. My wife thinks I'm out of my mind, sitting here alone laughing at the computer just a few minutes after she caught me in the garage with my waders on loading my tackle bag for a trip to the Jersey shore on Wednesday.

Steve.