iphish Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 It's colder than a..............( fill in the blank) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 witch's tit in a brass bra. You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadogface Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 freeze the balls off a brass monkey you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey, since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 freeze the balls off a brass monkey you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey, since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell Yes, but a witch's tit in a brass bra has an erect nipple. top that. You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhjr Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 freeze the balls off a brass monkey you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey, since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell or so they say... powerless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabissi Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 It's so cold...I saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets Spend all my free time on the boat searching for fish that don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55chev Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 It's so cold...I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets Fixed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finster Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 .........than a cat's azz on a block of ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabissi Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Quote: Originally Posted by 55chev Fixed it I'm remaining neutral on that, but thank you. Spend all my free time on the boat searching for fish that don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymore Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 welldigger's azz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 your ex-wife's stare when the alimony checks stop. "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Knife Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 a coal miners a$$ole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom T Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 A beer in ice. With salt added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bospa357 Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Colder than a Huddler Staffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotsphil Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 It's cold enough to freeze the testes of a non-ferrous anthropoid I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When, And How and Where and Who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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