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#1 iphish

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Posted February 18 2013 - 9:07 AM

It's colder than a..............( fill in the blank)



#2 MikeMc

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Posted February 18 2013 - 9:08 AM

witch's tit in a brass bra.


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Posted February 18 2013 - 9:16 AM

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey,
since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell


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Posted February 18 2013 - 9:30 AM

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey,
since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell


Yes, but a witch's tit in a brass bra has an erect nipple. top that.


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#5 jrhjr

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Posted February 18 2013 - 9:38 AM

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

you see back when they had iron cannon balls they would stack them in a pyramid whose triangular base was called a brass monkey,
since brass contracts at a faster rate than iron when it got really cold the base would contract & the Iron balls fell


or so they say...

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Posted February 18 2013 - 11:11 AM


It's so cold...I saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets



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Posted February 18 2013 - 11:12 AM

It's so cold...I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets


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Posted February 18 2013 - 11:18 AM

.........than a cat's azz on a block of ice!



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Posted February 18 2013 - 11:22 AM


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Fixed it



I'm remaining neutral on that, but thank you.



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Posted February 18 2013 - 2:00 PM

welldigger's azz.



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Posted February 18 2013 - 3:57 PM

your ex-wife's stare when the alimony checks stop.


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Posted February 18 2013 - 8:28 PM

a coal miners a$$ole



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Posted February 18 2013 - 8:32 PM

A beer in ice. With salt added.


 

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Posted February 18 2013 - 8:39 PM

Colder than a Huddler Staffer. :D



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Posted February 19 2013 - 9:15 AM

It's cold enough to freeze the testes of a non-ferrous anthropoid


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