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#31 jrhjr

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:04 PM






I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket


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#32 albacized

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:09 PM

Yeah, but does she Tebow?


oooo, a chick that can bench press a whole 155 pounds, I'm soooo scared :rolleyes:


How about the one who can squash melons with her thighs...LOL



#33 PeterO

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:09 PM

oooo, a chick that can bench press a whole 155 pounds, I'm soooo scared :rolleyes:


I agree, 155 bench - pfffft. However, Squidly's babe that crushes watermelons with her thighs "you're done when I say your done" :scared:

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#34 fishinambition

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:17 PM

Much better pix
Peace


there's some tell tale masculinity in the face there. i'd bet she's on a little something. ive known many girls too take roids. such as strippers and especially fitness models. ill be she's hot when she's off the sauce and gets a little soft.



#35 albacized

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:17 PM


http://youtu.be/QanUKH4Csmw

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket


defeats the purpose, don't you think?



#36 TWorms

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:20 PM

Comment on the melon crusher, better hope your tongue don't get tired...:shock:


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#37 speedracer

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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:31 PM

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That girl has gotta make sure she doesn't catch the Chyna Syndrome


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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:39 PM

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That girl has gotta make sure she doesn't catch the Chyna Syndrome


I think someone superimposed a girl's face on Lou Ferrigno's body...LOL



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Posted January 31 2012 - 5:45 PM


http://youtu.be/QanUKH4Csmw

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket


defeats the purpose, don't you think?


A little panache...
long jacket = formal wear
(short skirt and deep pockets, just out for a good time...preferably a trust fund baby)
Rich girl who doesn't mind slumming.

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Posted January 31 2012 - 6:01 PM

good for her for sticking to her guns :th:

...no pun intended :o


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#41 AndreSchwartz

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Posted January 31 2012 - 6:03 PM

She built that body naturally - that's no joke, I think it's sexy as hell that she cares enough about herself to make that kind of commitment :th: I bet she looks great when she's not flexing :)
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Posted January 31 2012 - 6:27 PM

It is good practice to never date a woman that can beat you in arm wrestling.

Unless you like that sort of thing.


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#43 AndreSchwartz

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Posted January 31 2012 - 6:34 PM

It is good practice to never date a woman that can beat you in arm wrestling.
Unless you like that sort of thing.


Please that girls benches 155, I curl that much :laugh:



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Posted January 31 2012 - 6:53 PM

Hey, Dali. How about a little something for the effort?[ATTACHMENT=4383]Cheer3.jpg (3k. jpg file)[/ATTACHMENT][ATTACHMENT=4384]Cheer2.jpg (3k. jpg file)[/ATTACHMENT][ATTACHMENT=4385]Cheers.jpg (7k. jpg file)[/ATTACHMENT]


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Posted January 31 2012 - 7:07 PM


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