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#1 Cortez The Killie Killer

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:06 PM

More exercise.



#2 albacized

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:12 PM

Continues to respond when called upon

will not call a doctor for erections lasting more than 4 hours



#3 speedracer

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:13 PM

Put a smile, or something, on Katy Perry's face.


You're getting sleepy. ....very sleepy.....

#4 north-shore fisha

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:20 PM


At my last physical my doctor asked me if I had a problem with erections.  I said, "No, but my wife does."




#5 MikeMc

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:22 PM

Put a smile, or something, on Katy Perry's face.


It could only help.

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#6 Brother Brian

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:26 PM

Get out more.


EVERYTHING depends on the Illuminati's plan of world domination that hinges on machinations on SOL.

#7 MikeMc

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Posted January 01 2012 - 6:27 PM

Get out more.


Careful with that one. Got me locked up before.


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#8 MightyMouse

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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:32 PM

Careful with that one. Got me locked up before.


Damn dude, you can't toss that out there and not give the story! :laugh:


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#9 MikeMc

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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:35 PM

Damn dude, you can't toss that out there and not give the story! :laugh:


there is no story. ;)


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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:37 PM

there is no story. ;)


Bull. If you get locked up because you wang was out, there's a pretty damn good story involved. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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#11 MikeMc

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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:40 PM

Bull. If you get locked up because you wang was out, there's a pretty damn good story involved. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


yeah, had it happened, I'm sure it would be. I just threw that out there.


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#12 MightyMouse

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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:42 PM

yeah, had it happened, I'm sure it would be. I just threw that out there.


Well, there goes my plan of living vicariously through other people :squid:


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#13 Jmat321

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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:43 PM

always put on the rain gear, never know what you'll run into out there



#14 MikeMc

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Posted January 01 2012 - 7:43 PM

Well, there goes my plan of living vicariously through other people :squid:


don't count on me for that. I'm an old man. I'd suggest McNifty for that. He knows how to live.


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#15 MightyMouse

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Posted January 01 2012 - 8:32 PM

don't count on me for that. I'm an old man. I'd suggest McNifty for that. He knows how to live.


Yeah, but I'm not thrilled having to vicariously wear a crash helmet all the time.


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