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#1 Tom T

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:27 PM

Apparently the Poles are hypersensitive.

Have at it. The I-ties can handle it.


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#2 Ravioli

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:30 PM

My Zia Zira.

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#3 Tom T

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:31 PM

A handsome woman. :clap:


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#4 Ravioli

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:35 PM

A handsome woman. :clap:


You should see her brick work.


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#5 Homerisadope

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:41 PM



 



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A handsome woman.



You should see her brick work.





 



You can't dig a hole deep enough to keep her from diving on the coffin, screaming like she's being flayed alive.



 



 



 



 



 



 



 



When a neighbor dies.



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FY, WE HAVE A SQUID!!!!

#6 Tom T

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:43 PM

:laugh:


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#7 speedracer

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Posted November 27 2011 - 6:54 PM

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Anne Marie


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#8 north-shore fisha

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Posted November 27 2011 - 7:25 PM


Racist thread reported.



 



 



 



By the way:



 



How can you tell the Italian plane at the airport?



 



It has hair under the wings.



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#9 fishinambition

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Posted November 27 2011 - 9:01 PM

why's italy shaped like a boot?


you cant fit that much **** in a sneaker


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#10 GetDaGaff

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Posted November 27 2011 - 9:45 PM

Living proof that the Indian ****ed the buffalo


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#11 55chev

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Posted November 28 2011 - 5:02 AM

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi." :D


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#12 55chev

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Posted November 28 2011 - 5:03 AM

What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
A grease fitting.


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#13 55chev

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Posted November 28 2011 - 5:04 AM

How does an Italian get into an honest business?
Usually through the skylight.


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Posted November 28 2011 - 5:05 AM

If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
The least hairy of the three.


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Posted November 28 2011 - 5:06 AM

Why do Italian men have mustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.


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