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#1 Cortez The Killie Killer

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Posted November 14 2011 - 8:14 AM

Yesterday, I moved some boxes of old toys from here to there. One was filled with naked Barbies. As I was shaving this morning, my wife walks into the bathroom and calls me a "sicko!" for posing the dolls in sexually provocative positions! Despite, my protestations of innocence --- I was a creeper! Sure enough, perched right on top --- two Barbies in a 69! Although I didn't do it, I must say that they were the two hottest Babries in the box!



#2 MikeMc

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Posted November 14 2011 - 8:16 AM

Dude, you find dolls hot?? Your wife is right, you are a ******* sicko. :squid:


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#3 fish'nmagician

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Posted November 14 2011 - 8:23 AM


it's a mixed bag,



 



smooth nether regions.... hot.



 



lack of nether regions..... not hot.



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#4 BranfordJeff

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Posted November 14 2011 - 8:29 AM


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#5 big popper

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Posted November 14 2011 - 8:55 AM

Sicko!



#6 HugeDinghy

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Posted November 14 2011 - 8:59 AM

i dont want to know what he did with all the ken dolls.



#7 Cortez The Killie Killer

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Posted November 14 2011 - 9:03 AM

I said that I didn't do it!



#8 kones

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Posted November 14 2011 - 9:04 AM

thats creepy.me & my son would shoot them when my daughter was done with them.thats normal.


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#9 Cortez The Killie Killer

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Posted November 14 2011 - 9:09 AM

Little pink ponies have wondered onto the shooting range... The soft plastic ones can take quite a few .22 rounds and hold together.



#10 Striperknight

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Posted November 14 2011 - 9:12 AM

My kids use to have 100's of outfits for those stupid dolls yet they were always naked. Greatest toy scam ever created.



#11 Brian

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Posted November 14 2011 - 9:30 AM

I'm dreading when my 3 year old daughter discovers the existence of that cult.


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#12 Wet Head

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Posted November 14 2011 - 10:13 AM

Be careful what you ask for.

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#13 Bass Ackwards

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Posted November 14 2011 - 12:20 PM

I said that I didn't do it!


Don't go blaming that sick **** on your wife.



#14 FishAgain

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Posted November 14 2011 - 12:20 PM

i dont want to know what he did with all the ken dolls.


Check his butt



#15 BranfordJeff

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Posted November 14 2011 - 12:51 PM


Barbies can burn.