Strip club stories...
Posted April 07 2011 - 01:11 PM
I'll start ... A million years ago some club of many in one night in Philadelphia
a performer extraordinaire did the following act...
It began with ejecting ping pong balls great distances from her blooming lotus. I was amazed at how many guys were fighting to catch these slimed balls of horror. However this was only the warm up...
she then proceeded to set up a little table and a microphone and positioned he rear up to the mic and proceeded to whistle Yankee doodle by sucking in air and blowing it back out. Stayed in tune and finished the song.
The place went wild. Good stuff
Posted April 07 2011 - 01:31 PM
the most memorable one not counting contact of all sorts,
would be one smoking a cigarte using her yahoo.
Then the time that she picked up my beer by squatting on it and doing other
things rendering my beer undrinkable.
I am sure there are others I can't(wont) remember right this second.
Then there are the bachelor parties, but that is for another thread...
Posted April 07 2011 - 01:33 PM
Posted April 07 2011 - 01:39 PM
Posted April 07 2011 - 01:42 PM
the mos tinteresting times were when the "dancers" found out about the blowjob girl that we snuckin the backroom...
million other stories but not sure any can be posted here...
Posted April 07 2011 - 01:46 PM
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:03 PM
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Posted April 07 2011 - 02:06 PM
stripper gets on stage spreads the getaway sticks and offers a free lapdance to anyone that can hit her kooch with a dollar bill
well most dollars are coming up short due to distance and some air resistance
my buddy folds up a dollar super tight, takes a rubber band off of his wrist and shoots the folded up dollar bill like a hundred miles an hour and hits about a half inch left of taintville
girl jumps up screaming
kicked out of the bar with the stripper screaming across the bar to the bouncer to kick our ass outside too
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:09 PM
Stage-Okinawa-I never rolled the dice...
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:20 PM
I ran a painting business and one of my painters was in a frat @ Brown and was the starting center on their football team.
Anyway - we became friends and he was the doorman at the "Foxy Lady" -
the "champagne room" was frequently on the "house" because of him and I've been sworn to secrecy
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:21 PM
Originally Posted by springman26
Buddy of mine got punched in the eye by one of the girls the night before his brothers wedding. He got a black eye, she got fired.
A girl came up and wanted to sit with me a few weeks ago. I talked to her for awhile then she had to dance.
I'm sitting there looking at another girl when something hits me on the side of my nose.
Some guy was drunk off his butt at a table in front of the joint and I guess he fell on me. I looked over and he was staggering to his feet.
No harm done I just let it go.
Most men are intimidated by women, period.
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:48 PM
Originally Posted by fishinambition
Here's one we can all relate to. One night I went to a go-go bar. overspent on beer and shots, got a table dance from a smelly but hot young girl, went home and rubbed one out.
yup sounds like the 3 times I ever went to one of them places.
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:53 PM
Posted April 07 2011 - 02:56 PM
You wouldnt be talking about wizards over by UPenn would you?