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#1 JimG

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Posted April 07 2011 - 1:11 PM

What's some of the craziest things you have seen happen in a strip club?



I'll start ... A million years ago some club of many in one night in Philadelphia

a performer extraordinaire did the following act...

It began with ejecting ping pong balls great distances from her blooming lotus. I was amazed at how many guys were fighting to catch these slimed balls of horror. However this was only the warm up...

she then proceeded to set up a little table and a microphone and positioned he rear up to the mic and proceeded to whistle Yankee doodle by sucking in air and blowing it back out. Stayed in tune and finished the song.



The place went wild. Good stuff


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#2 goldenmember

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Posted April 07 2011 - 1:31 PM

Umm ok keeping PG-18,
the most memorable one not counting contact of all sorts,
would be one smoking a cigarte using her yahoo.

Then the time that she picked up my beer by squatting on it and doing other
things rendering my beer undrinkable.

I am sure there are others I can't(wont) remember right this second.
Then there are the bachelor parties, but that is for another thread...


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Posted April 07 2011 - 1:33 PM

I have several stories that all involve going to the "backroom" with dancers....


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Posted April 07 2011 - 1:39 PM

My buddy got us kicked out by singing "Who let the dogs out". Does that count?


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Posted April 07 2011 - 1:42 PM

I body guarded strippers for stags all through college.....

the mos tinteresting times were when the "dancers" found out about the blowjob girl that we snuckin the backroom...

million other stories but not sure any can be posted here...


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#6 John O'

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Posted April 07 2011 - 1:46 PM

One day way back in my early 20's a friend of mine and I went to a Providence College hockey game and decided to hit a strip club after the game. My buddy is 6' 7" and 280 lbs., just huge! The first place we go to the doorman, a 50 something seasoned bouncer looks up at my buddy and says..."I really hope to not have any problems with a big guy like you in here tonight." My buddy replies.."Sir, I'm here to sit in a corner, mind my own business and enjoy the show." The doorman says "Follow me gentleman." He takes us right to the bar, no cover charge and says to the bartender..."Set 'em up, whatever thay want until I say so." We drank for an hour for zippo and then we each left a sawbuck on the bar, bartender was happy and the doorman shook our hands when we left.


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:03 PM

Buddy of mine got punched in the eye by one of the girls the night before his brothers wedding. He got a black eye, she got fired.


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:04 PM

Here's one we can all relate to. One night I went to a go-go bar. overspent on beer and shots, got a table dance from a smelly but hot young girl, went home and rubbed one out.


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:06 PM

Ervs byob allentown area sometime late eighties

stripper gets on stage spreads the getaway sticks and offers a free lapdance to anyone that can hit her kooch with a dollar bill

well most dollars are coming up short due to distance and some air resistance

my buddy folds up a dollar super tight, takes a rubber band off of his wrist and shoots the folded up dollar bill like a hundred miles an hour and hits about a half inch left of taintville

girl jumps up screaming

kicked out of the bar with the stripper screaming across the bar to the bouncer to kick our ass outside too


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:09 PM

Ping Pong Balls, Banana's, and Making change for a $5.00...There was a snake in there too...That's all I can say...



Stage-Okinawa-I never rolled the dice...


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:20 PM

when I was going to school in Providence -
I ran a painting business and one of my painters was in a frat @ Brown and was the starting center on their football team.
Anyway - we became friends and he was the doorman at the "Foxy Lady" -
the "champagne room" was frequently on the "house" because of him and I've been sworn to secrecy


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:21 PM

Buddy of mine got punched in the eye by one of the girls the night before his brothers wedding. He got a black eye, she got fired.


A girl came up and wanted to sit with me a few weeks ago. I talked to her for awhile then she had to dance.

I'm sitting there looking at another girl when something hits me on the side of my nose.

Some guy was drunk off his butt at a table in front of the joint and I guess he fell on me. I looked over and he was staggering to his feet.

No harm done I just let it go.


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:48 PM

Here's one we can all relate to. One night I went to a go-go bar. overspent on beer and shots, got a table dance from a smelly but hot young girl, went home and rubbed one out.


yup sounds like the 3 times I ever went to one of them places.


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:53 PM

One of the last times I was in one I was shrooming my brains out. The things I saw (or thought I saw) that night would curdle your blood.


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Posted April 07 2011 - 2:56 PM

What's some of the craziest things you have seen happen in a strip club?



I'll start ... A million years ago some club of many in one night in Philadelphia

a performer extraordinaire did the following act...

It began with ejecting ping pong balls great distances from her blooming lotus. I was amazed at how many guys were fighting to catch these slimed balls of horror. However this was only the warm up...

she then proceeded to set up a little table and a microphone and positioned he rear up to the mic and proceeded to whistle Yankee doodle by sucking in air and blowing it back out. Stayed in tune and finished the song.



The place went wild. Good stuff



You wouldnt be talking about wizards over by UPenn would you?


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