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#1 BranfordJeff

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:07 PM

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, toward the end, all you really want is a club and a spade.



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:09 PM

never


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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:11 PM

oh you mean shovel


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#4 BranfordJeff

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:20 PM

oh you mean shovel





#5 north-shore fisha

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:21 PM

Marriage is like a three ring circus:

First you have the engagement ring;
second you have the wedding ring;
then you have the suffering.


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#6 Animal

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:26 PM

Marriage is like a hurricane.They come in wet and blowing,but when they go,they take your house,and car.


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It wouldn't pay you more to walk on water,than to wear a crown of thorns,

It wouldn't pay me more to bury you rich,than to bury you poor...


#7 LiquidSmokeBXNYC

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:32 PM

oh you mean shovel


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#8 HugeDinghy

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:34 PM

its a joke bud, i crack on everybody..including my own...


eff the irish!


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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:36 PM

Marriage is give and take.



We give, they take.


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#10 55chev

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:38 PM

oh you mean shovel




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#11 big country

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:39 PM

Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.


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"The kids they dance and shake thier bones and the politicians throwing stones. singing ashes, ashes all fall down"

#12 danflytr

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:41 PM

who cares as long as the deck is stacked


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#13 55chev

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:43 PM

Marriage is like a bank.

You put it in, you take it out, you lose intrest!


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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:50 PM

A chick is like KFC.Once ya get past the breasts and thighs,all that's left,is a greasy box to throw your bone in.


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It wouldn't pay you more to walk on water,than to wear a crown of thorns,

It wouldn't pay me more to bury you rich,than to bury you poor...


#15 55chev

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:53 PM

***edited - If the system blocks a word it is because Tim has decided that word isn't appropriate to use here, its not so that you can put a dash in the middle of it so the computer doesn't recognize it and you can post it anyway.***


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