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#1 BranfordJeff

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:07 PM

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, toward the end, all you really want is a club and a spade.



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:09 PM

never



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:11 PM

oh you mean shovel



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:20 PM

oh you mean shovel





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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:21 PM

Marriage is like a three ring circus:

First you have the engagement ring;
second you have the wedding ring;
then you have the suffering.



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:26 PM

Marriage is like a hurricane.They come in wet and blowing,but when they go,they take your house,and car.


It wouldn't pay you more to walk on water,than to wear a crown of thorns,

It wouldn't pay me more to bury you rich,than to bury you poor...


#7 LiquidSmokeBXNYC

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:32 PM

oh you mean shovel


Fight when your right, But if your wrong, move along - LiquidSmoke

#8 HugeDinghy

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:34 PM

its a joke bud, i crack on everybody..including my own...


eff the irish!



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:36 PM

Marriage is give and take.



We give, they take.



#10 55chev

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:38 PM

oh you mean shovel





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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:39 PM

Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.


"The kids they dance and shake thier bones and the politicians throwing stones. singing ashes, ashes all fall down"

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:41 PM

who cares as long as the deck is stacked



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:43 PM

Marriage is like a bank.

You put it in, you take it out, you lose intrest!



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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:50 PM

A chick is like KFC.Once ya get past the breasts and thighs,all that's left,is a greasy box to throw your bone in.


It wouldn't pay you more to walk on water,than to wear a crown of thorns,

It wouldn't pay me more to bury you rich,than to bury you poor...


#15 55chev

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Posted January 11 2011 - 3:53 PM

***edited - If the system blocks a word it is because Tim has decided that word isn't appropriate to use here, its not so that you can put a dash in the middle of it so the computer doesn't recognize it and you can post it anyway.***