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#1 cougar91

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Posted November 16 2008 - 1:06 PM

I have an extremely smelly used jockstrap I would like to give away, just reply to this thread with the following phrase:

"I LOVE SMELLY USED JOCKSTRAP FROM RANDOM MEN ON THE NET. I AM IN!!!"

I will pick a WINNER next Friday. Given that how everyone loves a free deal this should fill up quickly. Don't forget to use triple exclamation mark at the end or you will be disqualified.

Good luck.

#2 Michael P

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Posted November 16 2008 - 1:36 PM

I shall add to the giveaway one half used tube of Preperation H along with applicator tip.
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#3 striperking70

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Posted November 16 2008 - 1:44 PM

[quote=cougar91;5418371]"I LOVE SMELLY USED JOCKSTRAP FROM RANDOM MEN ON THE NET.


Whoa! I don't think you should be telling the world about your fetish. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

#4 canyondiver

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Posted November 16 2008 - 1:49 PM

I'll sweeten the pot with a 0.5 mm fungal stone from my right sinus.
I have to apologize though... The suction tube removed all the pus
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#5 McNiffish

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Posted November 16 2008 - 2:37 PM

I will take the cup from my face and donate it for use with said smelly used jockstrap.
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#6 hooktup

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Posted November 16 2008 - 2:44 PM

Geez...
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#7 canyondiver

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Posted November 16 2008 - 2:50 PM


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Originally Posted by McNiffish
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I will take the cup from my face and donate it for use with said smelly used jockstrap.



Come on McJockey...
Get smart and use the jock strap to hold the cup in place...
I hear those things can slip right off if you fall down stairs.
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#8 Beautifulmtairylodge

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Posted November 16 2008 - 2:54 PM

Is this for charity, Ill throw in a half filled (sorry I tried my best) colostomy bag. On top of Canyondivers phrase that pays, you must say "I go lulu for poopoo!"

#9 canyondiver

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Posted November 16 2008 - 3:04 PM


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Originally Posted by MBonner99
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Is this for charity, Ill throw in a half filled (sorry I tried my best) colostomy bag. On top of Canyondivers phrase that pays, you must say "I go lulu for poopoo!"



OMG... That's awesome Mike!
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#10 Robert Williams

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Posted November 16 2008 - 3:20 PM

Could we enter someone else in the drawing. Someone who isn't gay no matter what everyone else is saying about him?

#11 McNiffish

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Posted November 16 2008 - 3:58 PM


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Could we enter someone else in the drawing. Someone who isn't gay no matter what everyone else is saying about him?




Thanks, but I'm not interested.
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#12 TF3

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Posted November 16 2008 - 4:52 PM

A used smelly jock from a Cougar

I thought this was posted by the U. of S. Carolina QB
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#13 mycubass4u

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Posted May 11 2013 - 12:04 PM


"I LOVE SMELLY USED JOCKSTRAPS FROM RANDOM MEN ON THE NET!!!"

 




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Posted May 11 2013 - 12:06 PM

"I LOVE SMELLY USED JOCKSTRAPS FROM RANDOM MEN ON THE NET!!!"

 



Rusty, is that you?

#15 nojjie9

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Posted June 17 2013 - 3:11 AM


I LOVE SMELLY USED JOCKSTRAP FROM RANDOM MEN ON THE NET. I AM IN!!!





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