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07-27-2007, 04:05 PM
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3,000 Post Club!
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Anyone think of one?
Mrs. Cleaver: Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?  Last edited by Haverodwilltravel : 07-27-2007 at 04:05 PM. Reason: spelling |
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07-27-2007, 04:11 PM
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My favorite has always been, "With God as my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly." - From WKRP In Cincinnati. Spoken by Station General Manager Mr. Carlson, after he dropped several live turkeys onto a crowd from a helicopter as a part of a Thanksgiving promotion.
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07-27-2007, 04:14 PM
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Not sure if this one is real or urban myth.... During the Newly Wed Game, the host a ask the question, "Where is the strangest place you and your wife ever made whoopie?" One husband supposedly responded, "I'll say, she'll say 'in the butt!'"
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07-27-2007, 04:15 PM
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White Bucket Club!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: self imposed exile on a small north shore rock Assachusetts
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In the butt Bob
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07-27-2007, 04:38 PM
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07-27-2007, 04:43 PM
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White Bucket Club!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Raquel Welsh
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07-27-2007, 04:44 PM
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White Bucket Club!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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everything on Hollywood Squares
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07-27-2007, 05:44 PM
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Groucho Marx, After learning that a woman contestant had about twelve children, asked her if she loved her husband. "Yes, of course I do"........ Groucho responds " I love my cigars too, but I take them out of my mouth once in a while"
 This was during the Hayes commission days, The censors couldn't keep up with Groucho 
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07-27-2007, 11:08 PM
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...probably Urban Legends but:
1. "I took my wife to a Yankee game the other day. We were in love. I kissed her between the strikes and she kissed me between the balls" 1b. "I want all you kids to go through your daddy's wallet and send me all the green pictures of ex-presidents that you can." 2. My favorite - trying to teach Pookie the alphabet. Soup would say a letter and the pook would repeat it, till they got to the letter "f". Pook would then say "k". After several rounds of this Soup exclaimed that "how come every time I show an "f" you see "k". Think about it.
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07-28-2007, 06:34 AM
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Waaay too many!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Georgetown, MA
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Another Johny Carson show:
Arnold Palmer's wife was on the show and Johnny asked her is she ever does anything superstitious before Arnold goes out to play in a tournament. "Oh my Yes, I kiss his balls before each round."
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07-28-2007, 07:20 AM
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 pretty soon we'll be hoppin in a circle... 
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07-28-2007, 11:50 AM
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Administratorish
Bordering on Outstanding Join Date: Dec 1999
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