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Old 12-06-2006, 03:13 PM Reply With Quote #16
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To remain calm, if possible, I recommend listening to O Holy Night, sung by Rickie Lee Jones on The Bells of Dublin CD by the Chieftains, you will be able to forgive my son
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:13 PM Reply With Quote #17
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Biological Woman? or does Vinny count?
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:15 PM Reply With Quote #18
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I would hit Rickie Lee Jones.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:15 PM Reply With Quote #19
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I have a friend who's been in jail for 7-8 weeks now for hitting his wife after she hit him a few times. He was violating a restraining order when he hit her even though she invited him to her place. Women sure can eff up your mind and your life when they want to.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:18 PM Reply With Quote #20
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I have a friend who's been in jail for 7-8 weeks now for hitting his wife after she hit him a few times. He was violating a restraining order when he hit her even though she invited him to her place. Women sure can eff up your mind and your life when they want to.
You do realize that your friend's wife set him up don't you? That arrest was planned before he walked in the door.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:19 PM Reply With Quote #21
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I would hit Rickie Lee Jones.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:20 PM Reply With Quote #22
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Default Is there ever an acceptable time to punch a woman right in the mouth?

seems so

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Old 12-06-2006, 03:27 PM Reply With Quote #23
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You do realize that your friend's wife set him up don't you? That arrest was planned before he walked in the door.
Possibly. She invited him over to visit his kids and then told him he had to leave as they were going out. they got into it, she hit him, he hit her. She calls cops and he leaves. turns himself in a few hours later. As far as I'm concerned, he's in the wrong to hit her. the thing I don't get is the bail amount that was set, $200,000. He didn't kill her, just knocked her on her ass.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:28 PM Reply With Quote #24
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Would you please define murderizing!
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its a loony toonism
Actually, that would be murderlizing......
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:30 PM Reply With Quote #25
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Unfriggin believable!

That Christmas Carol about the kid who wants to by his dying mother a pair of shoes so she'll look pretty when she meets Jesus was on, and it bummed me out, so I switch to another XM Christmas Station...and dontcha know it. Friggin Mariah again.

This is what I get for trying to enjoy some Christmas spirit.

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Old 12-06-2006, 03:31 PM Reply With Quote #26
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Unfriggin believable!

That Christmas Carol about the kid who wants to by his dying mother a pair of shoes so she'll look pretty when she meets Jesus was on, and it bummed me out, so I switch to another XM Christmas Station...and dontcha know it. Friggin Mariah again.

This is what I get for trying to enjoy some Christmas spirit.

I'll get my buddy to take care of her for ya when he gets out.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:32 PM Reply With Quote #27
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This is what I get for trying to enjoy some Christmas spirit.


Don't fight it, stay miserable .
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:35 PM Reply With Quote #28
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Unfriggin believable!

That Christmas Carol about the kid who wants to by his dying mother a pair of shoes so she'll look pretty when she meets Jesus was on, and it bummed me out, so I switch to another XM Christmas Station...and dontcha know it. Friggin Mariah again.

This is what I get for trying to enjoy some Christmas spirit.

Here, this should help:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You need me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said, "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:40 PM Reply With Quote #29
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if you don't like it don't listen

its the same thing when people complain about what they hear on free radio, sports shows, or on other opinion-based outlets.
Old 12-06-2006, 03:47 PM Reply With Quote #30
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Homer you are stealing my gig. Go get your own soliloquy to paste all over hell and back.


A college student at a recent UCLA football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing .... and uh.."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little twit! What are you doing for the next generation??" Freedom does not imply freedom to destroy freedom
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