Very nice site....

[chuck(skidmark)]

Hope you dudes don't mind another smartarse.
Once in a while I may even know what I'm talking about.

[derf]

always room for another 'smartarse' here...

derf

[pksurfish]

Custom is for rookies to submit a (not raunchy) joke here as an offering to the old-timers. What say you? And welcome; you will find your time here very worthwhile.

[chuck(skidmark)]

Not raunchy, huh?.....
That's tough.

How about this?

Two guys, about 55 years old, are walking towards each other on the street in Charlotte. Both these dudes are dragging one of their feet behind them like they have a bad leg.

First guy says to the other while pointing at his bad leg, "DaNang, '68, how about you?"

Other guy replies "Dog crap, 2 blocks back".

That's as clean as I can come with on short notice. I'll do better with some Jim Beam.

[derf]

i'll buy the 'beam' if we get the 'skidmark' story .....
on second thought i'd probally have to edit it
on the beach sometime .......
derf